I don't know why I feel at my age that it's acceptable to start dating younger men, but well momma likes em that way is all. Never mind the fact that I'm not dating Shia, no where near dating Shia, and that Shia actually looks older than I do.
Sweet fancy holy baby Jesus son of god - please give it to me Shia!
Even if you look like this:
Complete with The Smoking Gun written across your face.
